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GOCCCP T-Shirt

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$20.00 $15.00

GOP + CCCP

American Apparel 100% Cotton Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Available in the US only.

The American Republican Party and the Russian abbreviation for the Soviet Union (CCCP) together as one.

 

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Description

100% cotton American Apparel 2001 Unisex Fine Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt comes in sizes: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Extra Extra Large.

This is not some off-brand, Gildan Heavyweight, where the sleeves feel all weird and bulky… like you’re wearing a lumpy pita pocket.

 

Disclaimer

We are in no way responsible, and are absolved of any/all liability, should the wearer of this garment be:

  • Detained and/or Arrested

  • Detained and/or Deported

  • Detained by agents of any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)

  • Placed under surveillance by any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)

  • Cyber-bullied by Donald Trump on Twitter

  • Consumed by Mike Pence, alone in a room with no women present

  • Attacked by a horde of Tiki-torch toting, collar-popped white supremacists

  • Kidnapped by secret police and/or privately-financed security firm(s)

  • Accidentally targeted by Scientologist “Squirrel Busters”

  • Assassinated with Polonium and/or Radium

  • Shot by security contractors for global oil interests in the Antarctic

  • Gored at a bull-fighting* event

*Not cool, bull-fighters. Try being bull-listeners.

Please appreciate that the wearer of this graphic tee accepts complete responsibility, for any and all potential: bodily harm, criminal prosecution, and forms of state-influenced misfortune which may result from the wearing of this 100% American-made, 100% cotton, sassy red t-shirt.

 

Ships from Los Angeles, CA and shirts will arrive within 7-10 business days of your order being placed.

 

1 review for GOCCCP T-Shirt

  1. Matthew L.

    Soft, red American Apparel t-shirt with Republican and Soviet logo amalgamation!

    Haha, I made this. Hahahaha…

    *sobs uncontrollably into box of unsold t-shirts.

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