GOCCCP T-Shirt

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

$20.00

American Apparel 100% Cotton Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Available in the US only.

 

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SKU: GOCCCP-201802 Category:

Description

“Are You F*cking Serious With This Sh*t Right Now?!!”

Express your disdain for alleged collusion without uttering a word. Our 100% cotton American Apparel t-shirt comes in sizes: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Extra Extra Large.

Listen, this isn’t some off-brand Gildan Heavyweight, where the sleeves are all weird and bulky; feels like you’re wearing a shirt-shaped pita bread. This modern, American-made graphic tee is made of sweet soft cotton. Also, the t-shirt is red, so if you’re the type of colorblind that can’t see red, or everything is red, be aware: this is a bold, red shirt. It’s a comfy red t-shirt, that doesn’t take any sh*t.

American Apparel 2001 Unisex Fine Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

 

WARNING This t-shirt may attract negative attention from mouth-breathing racists, neo-conservatives who still believe in Reaganomics and trickle-down theory, reptilian/shape-shifting corporate lobbyists, mentally ill Trump supporters and Russian new media propagandists.

 

Disclaimer

Please appreciate that the wearer of this graphic tee accepts complete responsibility, absolving us and all our subsidiaries and sh*t, of any/all liability for: bodily harm, criminal prosecution, and all forms of state-influenced misfortune which may result from the wearing of this American-made, 100% cotton t-shirt.

By purchasing this t-shirt, you accept that you may be deemed an enemy of the state by the Trump administration.

 

We are in no way responsible if the wearer of this garment is:

  • arrested

  • deported

  • detained by agents of any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)

  • placed under surveillance by any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)

  • cyber-bullied by Donald Trump on Twitter

  • consumed by Mike Pence, alone in a room with no women present

  • attacked by a horde of Tiki-torch toting white supremacists

  • kidnapped by secret police (American and/or Russian)

  • accidentally targeted by Scientologist “Squirrel Busters”

  • assassinated with Polonium and/or Radium

  • killed by security contractors for Russian oil interests in the Antarctic

  • gored at a bull-fighting* event

 

Ships from Los Angeles CA and, provided the state isn’t on f*cking fire, shirts should arrive within 7-10 business days of order being placed.

 

*Not cool, bull-fighters. Chill the f*ck out with that sh*t. Try being bull-listeners.

1 review for GOCCCP T-Shirt

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Matthew L.

    OMG Great Shirt!

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