Description
100% cotton American Apparel 2001 Unisex Fine Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt comes in sizes: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Extra Extra Large.
This is not some off-brand, Gildan Heavyweight, where the sleeves are weird and bulky… like a lumpy pita pocket.
Disclaimer
We are in no way responsible, and are absolved of any/all liability, should the wearer of this garment be:
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Detained and/or Arrested
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Detained and/or Deported
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Detained by agents of any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)
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Placed under surveillance by any US federal agency (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, etc.)
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Cyber-bullied by Donald Trump on Twitter
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Consumed by Mike Pence, alone in a room with no women present
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Attacked by a horde of Tiki-torch toting, collar-popped white supremacists
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Kidnapped by secret police and/or privately-financed security firm(s)
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Accidentally targeted by Scientologist “Squirrel Busters”
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Assassinated with Polonium and/or Radium
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Shot by security contractors for global oil interests in the Antarctic
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Gored at a bull-fighting* event
*Not cool, bull-fighters. Try being bull-listeners.
Please appreciate that the wearer of this graphic tee accepts complete responsibility, for any and all potential: bodily harm, criminal prosecution, and forms of state-influenced misfortune which may result from the wearing of this 100% American-made, 100% cotton, sassy red t-shirt.
Ships from Los Angeles, CA and shirts will arrive within 7-10 business days of your order being placed.
Matthew L. –
Soft, red American Apparel t-shirt with Republican and Soviet logo amalgamation!
Haha, I made this. Hahahaha…
*sobs uncontrollably into box of unsold t-shirts.